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What Your American Girl Doll Says About the Rest of Your Life

caseyculture:

“Samantha Parkington:
Did you know, when you picked her out, that Samantha was the cool one? Or were you simply drawn to her glossy brown hair, sophisticated accessories (she had a fur muff!) and rich demographic? Either way, every girl wanted a Samantha. If you owned her, you quickly learned the value of cachet.

By virtue of acquiring a status symbol early on (a Samantha doll was the designer jeans of third grade), you never quite had to worry about things the way other girls did. You therefore grew up to be confidant, capable, and nonplussed. You’ve always been well liked. You aren’t the funniest in your group, but you’ve never really noticed or cared. If you thought about it, you could probably recognize other women who had Samanthas. But that’s not that impressive: everybody can.”

via alittlespace:

I was a tomboy to the core….but my one girly thing I loved? My Samantha American Girl doll. 

  1. nataliasays reblogged this from apocalypticgrandeur and added:
    i had felicity, but the red hair is just now applicable.
  2. twilightfades reblogged this from amandaraysays and added:
    Kirsten Larson: You probably got Kirsten because she was blond, or because you read a lot of Little House on the...
  3. timekiller-s reblogged this from quizas-si and added:
    I’m a dumbass what’s an American Girl doll? I thought Tom Petty was above that kind of crap until one of his songs got...
  4. quizas-si reblogged this from newsweek and added:
    NO I’M NOT BITTER THAT I NEVER GOT AN AMERICAN GIRL DOLL. WHATEVS.
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  6. ohmyglobmelissa reblogged this from katespencer and added:
    Felicity Merriman You had Felicity because of one or more of the following reasons: A) you had red hair B) You thought...
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  8. thatsashocker reblogged this from thebestever and added:
    I never had a doll, and I agree that I am now financially responsible. But I read most of the books and my favorite...
  9. veronicaofithaca reblogged this from arthurdentures and added:
    I HAD A MOLLY AND A SAMANTHA. And they are so true.
  10. arthurdentures reblogged this from infinitelovelike and added:
    dude I was so a Kirsten~ OWNED A KIRSTEN TOO
  11. infinitelovelike reblogged this from thebestever and added:
    This couldn’t be more inaccurate for me. I had Samantha. And why did I pick her? She had brown hair and it was before...
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